"Which is annoying."
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
yeah except the new ones kind of look like bugs now
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
where do these white dads come from
OK…I’m pretty sure that this guy is a really good dancer…he’s just pretending to suck.
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife