HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS THE WRONG LYRICS TO A FALL OUT BOY SONG]
today I read one of shakespeare’s sonnets about how he was being tempted by a woman of color and he knew she was trouble but he didn’t care because he fancied her too much
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
my mom and I decided to buy healthy cat food for my cat and she hated it so much that she boycotted eating so we tried mixing the brown healthy food with the tan heart attack food and she’s so sassy that she picks out each and every tan piece of food to eat and leaves all of the brown pieces left in the bowl